A rather disheveled and hungover-looking G-d was spotted taking out the trash over the weekend and our very own in-the-field reporter, Gayle Sayers was on hand to witness the emergence and conduct a brief interview. When asked if a return to Earth was impending, G-d was wishy-washy and non-committal, appearing hesitant to give an answer. […]
In what can only be described as a tragedy, a local man made a catastrophic mistake today when he accidentally sent a dick pick to his own wife. The picture in question, which can now be found circulating the internet thanks to his enraged, soon-to-be ex-wife, was intended for the man’s girlfriend on the side. […]
At Wescott Elementary in Northbrook Illinois 3 kids were diagnosed with “Cooties”. The entire school was evacuated. In each instance, the kids got them from the same kid. His name is Billy Boogershnot. Here is what Billy had to say, “Look, if you are near me…I am wiping that shit on you…….at least cooties go […]