MAN ACCIDENTALLY SENDS DICK PICK TO OWN WIFE
In what can only be described as a tragedy, a local man made a catastrophic mistake today when he accidentally...
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Cooties Are No Longer a Myth
At Wescott Elementary in Northbrook Illinois 3 kids were diagnosed with "Cooties". The entire school was evacuated. In each instance,...
SCIENTISTS ISOLATE GENE FOR HEALTHY SMOKING
At a press conference this afternoon, a team of scientists from the Winston-Salem-Marlboro-Chapman Institute for Social Research and Advancements in...
