Famous actor Matthew McConaughey has finally caved in and admitted he has been faking his Texas accent. He has now told all of his actor friends and executives in Hollywood that he is actually from Duluth MN. He also admitted that he wears lifts in his shoes and that is not his real hair. At […]
As many of you already know, Preparation H feels good on the hole, and the company has set out to improve its lineup by adding three new flavored options to the shelves. Chocolate, Strawberry, and Menthol headline the new additions, which are the result of careful market research showing that instances of ass-to-mouth have increased […]
A team of Doctors from the New Utica Technical School believe they have uncovered a miracle cure for Male PTSD and Depression, based on studies that originated in the 1800s. They have reported a 95% effectiveness in small case studies of 45 participants, and plan to expand the study nationwide. The solution for depression, PTSD, […]