Porn site Cumby is under investigation for having child porn on its website. Johnny Withers marketing director for the site explained, “We were hacked by what we believe was a minor, Timothy Anderson. We did not intentionally have child pornography on our website, while we do use Midgets, is that the term we use now, […]
SOUTH CAROLINA – In what may be the greatest demonstration of American democracy since someone decided reality television stars should run the country, Darline Graham has won the Republican Senate primary. Congratulations, South Carolina. You have apparently looked at the qualifications of the people running for U.S. Senate and decided: “You know what this job […]
A bear died after climbing a power pole in Union County, New Mexico a few days ago. It is always sad to lose a beautiful, wild creature in this way. Local Native leader, Chief Sitting Cub announced: “We’ve been tracking her for some time now. Unfortunately, we’ve seen behavior where, if the daddy bear abandons […]