In what can only be described as a tragedy, a local man made a catastrophic mistake today when he accidentally sent a dick pick to his own wife. The picture in question, which can now be found circulating the internet thanks to his enraged, soon-to-be ex-wife, was intended for the man’s girlfriend on the side. […]
At Wescott Elementary in Northbrook Illinois 3 kids were diagnosed with “Cooties”. The entire school was evacuated. In each instance, the kids got them from the same kid. His name is Billy Boogershnot. Here is what Billy had to say, “Look, if you are near me…I am wiping that shit on you…….at least cooties go […]
Bend Oregon’s Extended Area Transit (BEAT) is ready to celebrate its 20th year of service next year. In celebration of the benchmark, Bend will plan many events and also announce that they will create a system to connect to Medford’s Extended Area Transit. Critics say it will be hard to do, but the two cities […]