As of today, the sun is for sale. This is still a developing story. Part of the negotiations have included throwing in the moon and possibly the big dipper! We spoke with g-d and here is what he had to say, “How the fff did you find me….also, this is insider information I can go […]
The NYSE will now begin opening at noon EST. This has been an argument from the traders and many of the publicly listed companies that are on the exchange. We met one trader named Bill Stoner and here is what he had to say, “I am way to drunk or possibly stoned….although, to be honest..I […]
As the summer gets hotter, we are seeing this affecting the safety of people across the US. The State of Arizona has taken a tough stance on the heat. The entire population has been protesting to not allow the state to get any hotter (They are protesting in an air conditioned building). One government official […]