Fred Philmore is a self-proclaimed time traveler, who claims to have killed the worlds worst person ever. We caught up with Mr. Philmore to explain his adventures and he said, “It’s not easy being a genius, yet alone the guy who developed the technology to time travel. Take into account that I killed the world’s […]
A rather disheveled and hungover-looking G-d was spotted taking out the trash over the weekend and our very own in-the-field reporter, Gayle Sayers was on hand to witness the emergence and conduct a brief interview. When asked if a return to Earth was impending, G-d was wishy-washy and non-committal, appearing hesitant to give an answer. […]
Moving forward, there is a mandate that will outlaw water. Everyone in the us will have to drink coffee instead of tap water. This includes adults and kids. Here is what one state legislature had to say, “Everyone is so fnnnn lazy…..we figure if everyone is amped up on caffeine, we believe people will be […]