Moving forward, there is a mandate that will outlaw water. Everyone in the us will have to drink coffee instead of tap water. This includes adults and kids. Here is what one state legislature had to say, “Everyone is so fnnnn lazy…..we figure if everyone is amped up on caffeine, we believe people will be […]

There have been high winds across the midwest causing severe damage to homes and trees everywhere. Finally, MPL was able to learn about this environmental issue. The entire state of Vermont currently has the entire population of environmentalist blowing/exhaling air at the same time every hour on the hour after eating meatloaf. This has been […]