There have been high winds across the midwest causing severe damage to homes and trees everywhere. Finally, MPL was able to learn about this environmental issue. The entire state of Vermont currently has the entire population of environmentalist blowing/exhaling air at the same time every hour on the hour after eating meatloaf. This has been […]
At MPL, we understand the importance of kids being responsible in their teenage years and so does Tom Green. Tom Green does a nice job of promoting abstinence. Great piece by Tom Green!
After years of being in an unhappy marriage, Meredith Wokeness found a solution to help her marriage (or piss off her ex-husband). It was at the height of an awful marriage she created NoSleep pills. Every so often when her husband Harry had a headache….she would give him a few and he always thought they […]