Chuck Norris Beats Death

Chuck Norris dead at the age of 86 or that is what we thought. Apparently, even a coffin can’t contain Mr. Norris. Not only can Chuck escape death he can come back from death, but he is also that strong. Chuck was seen leaving the Westfield Cemetery a few days after he was buried there. In a statement from his publicist, Ron Shmegle, “Chuck likes new adventures and thought death would be his next greatest adventure. Unfortunately, Chuck did not take to it and decided he would come back to the land of the living and busted through his steel casket and dug out of his burial site. The Angel of Death was pissed off but there was nothing he could do about it, he’s Chuck freaking Norris for goodness sake. He kicked deaths ass and is back.”