So, 15,000 attendees went to the restroom during Trump’s speech… What? The Republicans held their first ever midterm convention in Dallas this week, and apparently the theme was: “Out of Chaos comes Order. ~ Nietzsche ” “Order” just never made it to the RNC. It started when the “L” literally fell off the “DALLAS” marquee […]
After years of medical research, Dr Harry. Rosenpenis has claimed that masturbation is a self diagnosed illness. We did speak with him and here is what he had to say, “It is self diagnosed. In my situation, it is a severely chronic illness. It can only be diagnosed alone. It’s a solo job. However, some […]
Hurricane Lowell has pulled away from Hawaii, however it was discovered that a huge fan caused the significant increases in winds. Ben Friedman admitted he used all his Bar Mitzva money to build a massive fan that increased winds across the US. The situation is currently being investigated. Additionally, the federal government has hired Ben […]