Dana White Goes Beyond the “Power Slap”

Slap fighting has become a major draw to large audiences. It is also a bit sick and twisted. However, Dana White is now launching EPS (Elderly Power Slap). EPS is designed to make living in a nursing home far more interesting and introduce a new euthanasia procedure. Most people find nursing homes the beginning of the end, however Dana White is changing that. Here is what Dana White had to say about this new venture, “Elderly Power Slapping is the new beginning to the end…….it eradicates people from complaining…….rids neurotic people…… mostly, it helps the healthcare system…….it’s a step in the right direction……and honestly, mom had it coming”.