Escaped Train Hits Donkey

This morning at rush hour in Nashville, a Metra train came off the tracks and hit a donkey on a one way road. We spoke with the conductor and here is what he had to say, “Well, Bob and I both thought……lets take this puppy off the tracks and see how far we can get……for at least 6 miles we had no issues……then a Donkey walking perfectly straight was in the way…….had no idea there were donkeys in the Nashville suburbs….then again, had no idea we could get the train off the tracks with out any passengers getting upset….in fact, they said it was the best ride of their lives……..It was mine for sure….it gave me an extra hour to avoid my bat crazy wife…….she really resembles the donkey I hit!”