FatCam Fails

David Sternfool launched FatCam.com a year ago. A year later, it is dissolving, and the technology is being used by National Security.

We caught up with him to find out what happened and here is what he had to say, “I wanted guys who had weight problems and were often on video dating apps to look thinner…I wanted to help them and give them that stud confidence they yearn for …I fffd up the code and made them fatter…and have a bozo balding kind of thing going on…..it was an fnnnn disaster….however, the FBI see’s an application for this when talking to some odd looking dudes call Oddwelps that live on Mars…I think that is more ffffd up than what I did to the code……anyways, Feds paid me bank…Mars and money talk!”