Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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Forensic Urologist

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Henry Lee has been deemed the father or forensic science for many years. He is a known entity in the professional circle. However, Dr. Nosinep has changed the game of positive ID with a different approach.

Sadly, murders and accidents often leave a body beyond recognition. Usually, dental records lead to identification. However, Nosinep has found the best way to identify men when these circumstances occur. He had this to say, “I was fortunate to do a fellowship in Urology back in the day…this has helped me greatly as  forensic urologist…..in my office, I have a staff of ex wives from people that have died and not been identified……clearly these are the ex-wives of the deceased….I have them come out once we know their husband has died….we then take the deceased pants down for a full on penis ID…the ex wife can do a positive ID in just seconds…..this has a 100% accuracy rate and has never failed…..plus many of these women have capitalized on a healthy life insurance pay out…wait, was I supposed to not mention that…..please don’t put that in the article…..shit!!!”

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