High Winds Causing Damage Across the US

There have been high winds across the midwest causing severe damage to homes and trees everywhere. Finally, MPL was able to learn about this environmental issue. The entire state of Vermont currently has the entire population of environmentalist blowing/exhaling air at the same time every hour on the hour after eating meatloaf. This has been going on for about a year now and it is impacting the wind streams all over the US as you go east to west. The bigger issue is the smell of the air being generated smells like shit.