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Professional Unlicensed Mentalist, Jel Michaels
Birthplace: Chicago, IL
Height: 5’ 9”
Weight: 35 lbs. overweight
Normal Weight: 10 lbs. overweight
Zodiac Sign: Feces
Michaels attended school at Cook County Municipal Detention Enrichment Class, Effingham Community Baking School, LeAndrew Ular Foster’s School of Television Repair, a second stint at the Cook County Municipal Detention Enrichment Class, and Arizona State University (as an Observer, not a Student).
Michaels began his career as an amateur OBGYN in Waupaca, Wisconsin, but was served with a cease and desist notice upon opening his own practice in the Steven’s Point Mall, next to House of Potpourri and Fish ‘R Us.
He later explored a career in mental therapy, as well as a becoming a behavioral analyst. He started his practice as a Professional Unlicensed Mentalist in Yuma, Arizona, but was asked to take his folding chairs and card table and vacate the corner of the YMCA basketball court.
It was at this point Michaels felt that reporting the news… the hard-hitting, tough-breaking, important news… the news that most were afraid to report… was his calling. He’s still working on it…
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