LNIL on The Heals of The NCAA

By Bill Lumbergh

NIL (Name/Image/Likeness) has taken the NCAA by storm and has changed the landscape for college D1 recruiting for universities. The goods news, athletes are now able to reap financial monetary gain and provide for themselves and maybe family members.

Most recently the LNIL (Loser/Name/Image/Likeness) rule is currently being instituted in middle schools and highs schools all over the country. States have voted “Yes “and it is cascading into states everywhere. Eddie The Eagle (retired English Olympic ski-jumper who sucked) has founded the LNIL. He had this to say and explain how this new legislation works, “If you are a loser and kids pick on you…you should benefit…every time a kid calls you nasty names or pokes fun at you…..you get paid direct deposit for each insult…all payments are tied directly to their asshole parents account….these losers are finally something special and now want to get picked on more than ever!” A colleague of Eddie’s named Thomas SoIame is working additional legislation that will be instituted and had this to say, “For kids who never get picked to dance at parties and sit at the “Last Chance Table”, they automatically get 5K….no questions asked and part of 10% the monies go to kids who ride the pine and never get to play…everyone benefits!”

The policy will soon be a federal law. Judge Oggerass had this to say, “My son is such an fffnnn putz….any ways…we need the money….especially because I can’t embezzle money anymore….man that was an easy ride for the last decade…that gravy train there is over….here is a new one!”