Christmas Anniversary

It’s another anniversary together my love.  I feel like I’m the luckiest man in the world to be living with you, and waking up next to you every day.

By Steven Spark


It’s another anniversary together my love.  I feel like I’m the luckiest man in the world to be living with you, and waking up next to you every day.

I still remember the first time I saw you 15 years ago. It was love at first sight, love at first touch, love at first smell.  I want you next to me for the rest of my life.  

Thank you for loving me, listening to me, and always handling my meat exactly the way I like it.  And letting me put it in you anytime I want, anywhere I want, especially at picnics.  I love you George Foreman Grill.  Always and forever.