Nonsleep Pills

After years of being in an unhappy marriage, Meredith Wokeness found a solution to help her marriage (or piss off her ex-husband). It was at the height of an awful marriage she created NoSleep pills. Every so often when her husband Harry had a headache….she would give him a few and he always thought they were Tylenol. The placebo affect worked each time, followed by him being up for 10 straight days. We spoke with Meredith and here is what she had to say, “I had that prick up for what seemed like a month…every so often I added a laxative just for fun…..he now wants to get back together for fear of what is next….as for me, I sleep great and have never needed Metamucil……I just need to make more pills and market to women on the verge of divorce….sleep torture brings couples back together!”