After further discussion, congress is pushing in a new law that will make everyone in the US refrain from having sex or shaking hands. This includes animals as well. Congressman Bill Shwancy has this to say, “I am happy with my pillow”. We asked him further questions, however he stormed off with pillow in hand […]
Often seen at the Riviera Golf Club in LA, Larry David is known as an avid golfer. He is mostly known for only using golf balls that are seafoam green. However, last week on Friday was a big day as Larry had a hole in one. Here is what Larry had to say, “I hit […]
After further discussions, the Super Bowl this year has been moved. This was an unexpected last second move, however it has been finalized. The big game will be being played in Greenland. The second choice was in Northbrook, Illinois at the Village Green. Nobody expected this, however all the talk of Greenland being part of […]