Roadster for a steal! 
MediaPub Shaken as Jel Michaels: Easily Its Most Important, Talented and Humble Writer, Announces Shocking Resignation 
Jewish Pope 
Notre Dame and BYU to Play Top-10 College Football Matchup and Engage in Polygamy Following the Game 
Don Jr. Debates and Masturbates with Democratic Voters 
BREAKING: New Voter Registration Rules May Require Americans to Produce Every Document Except Their Netflix Password
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Americans hoping to register to vote under the proposed SAVE Act are being advised to begin gathering...
Nothing Under The Robe
The Supreme Court has issued a new law requiring all judges to wear nothing under their robes. This decision has...
NFL Imposes New Rule Change “No Pads or Helmets”
After further review, the NFL is getting rid of pads and helmets on players. Dana White, who will be running...