Rubert Murdoch will be stepping down as the chair of Fox and News Corp for a variety of reasons. The main reason is his name keeps getting spelled wrong on all of his checks. The payroll department has been spelling his name “Mupert Rurdoch”. Oddly the checks have been cashing, but Rupert really doesn’t want […]
Drug companies have decided to sell placebo pills under secret names. According to a pharmaceutical insider who asked to remain anonymous, “Drug companies realized there is huge profits to be made in selling sugar pills. Not only do they make money, but our companies tell people we are saving lives in the long run. Doctors […]
Volunteers at the local Dog Pound brought in an unusually large mutt over the weekend, which had no collar and no tags, but did have a rather unique bark. In fact, the facility’s volunteers swear that the dog’s barks were practically muffled English, “It was crazy. I’ve never heard a dog bark like that before. […]
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