Luigi Mangione will no longer run for president and turned down a lucrative contract to be a porn star. He also admitted to deeply missing his Uncle Chuck Mangione who is most notable in the music world. He also said he was sorry for killing all of his stepbrothers. He claimed it was an accident. […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – For nearly twenty years, Americans laughed at the absurd world of the 2006 film “Idiocracy,” starring Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, and Terry Crews. Assuming its depiction of a corporate-controlled, spectacle-obsessed future was intentionally ridiculous. This week, however, a panel of political scientists reportedly reclassified the film from “satire” to “historical […]
It was recently reported that Donald Trump Jr. had scabies, when in fact it was Hunter Biden. We spoke with Hunter and here is what he had to say, “I am guilty of having sex with a rabbit. It was consentual and its a mild STD. Oddly, rabbits are toppers. Can’t wait to meet my […]