After several meetings last week in Bristol Connecticut, the legislature voted on making yellow snow legal. We spoke with one the leaders and here is what he had to say, “Look, if I can make money from my dog pissing into the snow and sell it at my winter lemonade stand to my ahole neighbor……I […]
In the wake of the successful release of millions of genetically modified mosquitoes in Texas and Florida, with previously unseen Malaria popping up in both states, and EPA approval for the release of millions more, the Bill Gates Foundation for Global Domination is moving into phase 2. Phase 2 involves the release of thousand of […]
No surprise that the Columbus Blue Jackets recently experienced the resignation of Coach Babcock. In the last team meeting, he was so irate that his head exploded in the locker room. There was matter all over the room which is still in the process of being cleaned up. We did chat with the goalie and […]
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