Tom Cruise in his quiet absence of Hollywood founded a new religion. We had a chance to speak with him and here is what he had to say, “It all starts with unleavened bread……all my Jewish friends say everything in religion and digestive problems starts there…..solid foundation…..I meant solid foundation of shit…..Also, all men must […]
As more and more companies are putting tip jars at registers, a man in Oklahoma has taken the tip jar to a whole new level. Warren Sterfarmen wakes up every morning, showers, brushes his teeth and flosses. Upon completion of flossing, he tips himself because he feels he deserves it for doing what he is […]
Two pro wrestlers were both in the bathroom and all hell broke loose this morning in Alabama. Mojo D locked up his buddy Dudanga in the bathroom stall and took off. They are in the process of airlifting Dudanga out of the bathroom to safety. The entire emergency removal will be broadcasted live. We did […]