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Jewish Pope 
Notre Dame and BYU to Play Top-10 College Football Matchup and Engage in Polygamy Following the Game 
Don Jr. Debates and Masturbates with Democratic Voters 
NCAA President Charlie Baker Reacts to Supreme Court Ruling That He is Transgender
The Supreme Court has ruled that Charlie Baker is transgender. We spoke with Charlie and here is what he had...
BREAKING: White House Reportedly Testing New Slogan: “No Predator Left Behind”
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Reports that Donald Trump is weighing a pardon for Sean "Diddy" Combs have left legal scholars asking...
250th Plus
The office of the president just announced that the real 250th celebration of the United States will take place again...