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Macy Day Parade: Donald Trump Blows Up All Hot Air Balloons and Blows Himself 
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Don Jr. Debates and Masturbates with Democratic Voters
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Pope is Leaning Toward Converting to Judaism
Pope Leo XIV is contemplating converting to Judiasm in an effort to keep the Catholic faith top of mind for...
Hegseth’s Order to Livestream Castration of Man in White Headphones
Hegseth continues to push the envelope with live coverage of Dan Willi's castration. We spoke with Dan and here is...