Hegseth’s Order to Livestream Castration of Man in White Headphones

Hegseth continues to push the envelope with live coverage of Dan Willi’s castration. We spoke with Dan and here is what he had to say, “I am not even in jail, in fact, eating bacon at a deli to see if the owner Al Adelstein will stop it. All of the sudden a flock of cameras come in, some old crabby dude pulls my balls off live on camera. I am a masochist, so this entire ordeal fits my life. Later on that day I saw my brother eating ice cream. On the single scoop he claimed the large balls beside the scoop were testicles. They did look familiar.”