A LONG OVERDUE OBITUARY AND ODE TO THE DOLLAR MENU AND ITS AFFICIANADOS 
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth Defeated by Two Words: Shut. Up. 
FEDS RAID MASSIVE BLACK MARKET PUMPKIN SPICE LAB WITH LINKS TO CHINA 
Getting Stuck in The Closet 
Gotta catch them all… deadbeat dads! 
Mommy Issues
You’ve heard the term momma’s boy, well 13 year old Ted Belsen of Lake Ida, Texas has taken this to...
Late Child Abortion Being Advocated
While the abortion debate is front and center, Dr. Paul Fogeldor has taken a new stance on abortion. He says...