A group of disillusioned, depressed, and downright disappointed folks have brought a class-action lawsuit against The Mayans and their entire culture, for a complete failure to carry out the destruction of the world in 2012. Filed in the district court of Columbia, the suit alleges that the Mayans falsely promised the end of the world […]
To the surprise of no one, Thumb Wrestling has officially become an Olympic sport. “The revolution of the sport really started with the invention of the cell phone. As phones became more and more advanced, fingers, and thumbs more specifically, became stronger and stronger by the day,” stated Jonathan Parilla, US Coach and sponsor for […]
Hall of Famer Allen Iverson is reportedly bringing a class action suit against all Artificial Intelligence (AI) companies in America. Iverson, long known by his initials AI, apparently objects to the artificial intelligence community using the same AI initials. I don’t think Allen has enough practice at choosing his lawyers. If this suit isn’t wacko enough, his […]