Wow, I can’t believe my neighbor is upset with me just because I broke his tiny crystal elephant collection!! I mean, no I wasn’t invited to his house, and yes I’m sometimes overly friendly, but I mean come on. I was in their closet, minding my own business, when his wife came in and started […]
Moving forward, there is a mandate that will outlaw water. Everyone in the us will have to drink coffee instead of tap water. This includes adults and kids. Here is what one state legislature had to say, “Everyone is so fnnnn lazy…..we figure if everyone is amped up on caffeine, we believe people will be […]
Uber has truly taken over the way we get places. It is cheap…quick and gets you to your destination quickly. Like many businesses, Uber is always looking at investing in other revenue streams. “Uber Adventures” launches in October. The idea is Uber drops you off in the worst neighborhood in Chicago (no matter where you […]