Palm Reader

Palm Reader Devin Palmer has a new technique for reading people’s fortunes and future. Devin explained his hands on approach, “Most palm readers just read palms but let’s face it, that only tells us not even half the story. I read the whole body, every crease and wrinkle and even every lump. It is amazing what the body can tell me, the shape and contour of one’s nipple tells me what is going to happen longterm. For instance, if a woman has a pepperoni sized nipple, I can determine how exciting of a love life she will have. Sure, it may seem a little absurd at first, but my clients find it very thorough. Sure, I have had my share of complaints, for example, I had a 28-year-old whose labia’s I read and sure enough they told me she had trust issues. The girl didn’t trust what I was doing and yelled at me and left, so basically my reading was spot on. She would have been amazed had she let me do my internal reading.”

Sarah McCollough, one of David’s many clients expressed her sincere gratitude, “I was so thankful I saw him for my reading, it was a little uncomfortable at first as he guided his hands across my boobs. He stopped and said that the lump he felt told him that my future could have been cut short. He suggested I get it removed and so I saw a surgeon who cut it out and said if I hadn’t that the lump would have killed me because it was malignant. Wow, David is an amazing palm reader, and I can wait to see what he finds after his internal reading.”