Professional Sports Fold

At MPL we cover everything. The MLB, NFL and NBA are folding. This came a time when positive energy is needed. We did have a chance to speak with the commissioner of baseball and here is what he had to say, “There is a serious issue going on in all three of these major sports in the US, apparently there is a representative in each sport that continues depants the athletes…..in the MLB his name is Eugene……he depants every player in the league 3 to 4 times a week all of last season….all the players quit the league…this happened in the NFL and NBA from two brothers named Stuart and Matt…..both brothers also call baseball “baseballs” and trademarked the name…..not sure why….the problem is serious……..we hope it can be resolved….shit…Eugene get your hands off my pants you nimrod and Stuart please stop sticking you head in my armpit!!”