Project McDonalds

RFK Jr the head of Health and Human Services is set to make an announcement regarding his plan for improving school lunches. It has been decided that all school lunch programs must include McDonald items on their menu. A spokesperson from the department who wished to remain anonymous explained, “While having lunch on Airforce One with the President, it became clear to RFK Jr. that school children across the country were missing out. While RFK Jr and the President were enjoying a Big Mac during a meeting RFK Jr. explained how cool it would be if our children could eat like the President at school. The President looked confused and was caught by surprise and didn’t realize this was not already happening. So, he instructed RFK Jr. to get this done and call it  The Greatest Lunch plan.”

The administration is currently working out a deal to involve Grimace as the spokesperson for the new project. There is a big lawsuit involving Burger King, claiming they were never able to bid on the contract.