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NFL Players Leaving the League Due to Fantasy Draft
Matthew McConaughey Filed a Restraining Order Against Himself
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Rupert Murdoch Stepping Down as Chair of Fox and News Corp….
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Dog in Pound Insists That It’s Actually a Man in a Suit
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Legal in Duluth Minnesota to Microwave Your Head During Winter Months
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Arizona Coyotes Moving?
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Publicly Traded Tech Company Invests in Private Equity
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GOP Governors Confuse Climate Change with Gender Identity
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Chicago Bears Demoted
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Euthanasia Legal in Some States to Be Used on Only A-holes
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Poor Bastard is Having Twins
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John Deere Makes Major Move
National Payroll Appreciation Week
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Rare Moment of Unity in the Park between Opposing Political Parties
New Policy at Hotels
Chicago Bears Decided to Use Draft Picks From Fantasy Football
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Food Samples no Longer Free…..Cryogenics Now Comes at a Cost!
Death of an Unpopular Poet
“First Time Driver” Car Goes To Market
Blind Bus Tour
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Pool Guards Go on Strike
Weekend At Bernie’s: The Elder Years Starring Mitch McConnell
Family Feud Fraud
Evolution of Autonomous Cars Takes Off
LinkedIn “Job Lotteries”
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Jeff Spicoli Takes Charge of California Finances
Nabisco Makes Huge Move into New Market
New Hernia Test Introduced by Dr. Harry
Blind Surgical Medical School
Shohei Ohtani Sweepstakes
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The State of California is No Longer Bankrupt
Rain Pryor LIVE in Baltimore!
We Celebrate the Talents of Bill Dawes!
“GPS Challenge” Tech to be Unveiled at CES
Aaron Rogers Claims He Can Grow a Mustache on His Back
Sustainable Aviation Fuel Made from Pee
“Futbol” Will Now be Called Soccer For Good!
Haugen Dazz wins first Nnnual Vegan Horse Riding Championship
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Tackling Prohibited in The NFL Starting This Season
Remote Sex Education Courses Educating the Youth
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Baby Tooth Gives Birth
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Fireman Fired for Drinking Water
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Tom Cruise Death Wish
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Enron Corporate is No Longer Serving Drinks (of any kind)
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“The Other Two” on HBO presents Bill Dawes!!
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Rob Lowes Stand In
Chicago Classic Big Al’s Sold to Venture Capital Group
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Pete Rose Opens New Casino “Cincy Dice”
The Ferris Wheel Finds Its Way in New Places
Do Fake Stuff on Reality TV
Happy B-Day Dylan from MPL!
Little Mermaid Sluggish at Box Office
Move Over Mouse!
Lap Seats
Shaq is Back!
PGA Rules Change Again
Jimmy Carter Decided He Wants to Live Forever
Sambergecillan
Rob Lowe Invented Celery
Tom Cruise…Extreme Hide and Go Seek
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Mikey Died from Peanuts not Pop Rocks…….
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AI Makes Odd Predictions
AAPI Month Highlights upcoming documentary “What’s Wrong with Dong?”
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Allergy Clinic Forms Partnership with M&M’s
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