Rob Lowe Invented Celery

Few people know that Rob Lowe is quite the entrepreneur. In 4000 B.C. Rob Lowe was not alive, however his soul actually was in development. Before he became a “being”, he invented celery. We caught up with him and this is what he had to say, “Yes, my soul invented celery……you don’t have to believe me……woody Allen invented OCD…he did…honest….I have never seen a guy turn lights off that much or take sex education classes as religious as him….anyways, getting back to celery….I made the shit….I hate it….gets in my pearly whites…….however, when I am at the bar downing my white lightening (milk), I throw a stick of celery in my milk…why does Woody Allen go by the name “Woody”….seems like a real bad idea for him and his daughter….I mean wife!”