Seinfeld the Heckler

Jerry Seinfeld is ready to take on his new career. He has been at the top of the comedic world making people laugh for over 6 decades on both stage and on the tv. Earl Glickstein who claims to be part of Jerry’s management team explained, “Jerry has been able to do stand up for the last, gosh knows, how many years and has seen how mean some people can be in the audience. He hates hecklers, I mean he despises them with a passion, and he is ready to take aim at them. He has decided for his next act, he will be wearing a disguise and will attend stand up comedy shows and will become a hecklers heckler. When someone speaks up at a show and is not part of the act, Jerry will then rip the heckler a new one. I remember him telling something to the effect of, what is it with these people, they shout out at a comedy show and think they are funny but are not even close. He has already written 60 pages of comebacks aimed at the hecklers to put them in their place. I really think he has too much time on his hands and all that coffee is getting him all hyped up.”

So do not be surprised if you are at a comedy show and some guy who looks like they are wearing a fake mustache goes hard after a heckler. The thought is, if only Jerry had started this years ago, he could have heckled the hecklers at the Michael Richard’s show. Had he put the hecklers in place, Michael Richard’s might not have had to respond and ruined his comedic career.