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Sustainable Aviation Fuel Made from Pee

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You can now see anywhere from 3 to 4 men (at times women) peeing into the tank of an airplane as a fuel source at airplane hangers all over the US. After 2 days of R&D, Aviation is delighted to know urine is a source of fuel for all aircraft and the space shuttle. The concern at this point is leakage. At first, passengers were not sure why the plane smelled bad thinking it was nothing…..in fact, it was urine leakage that some how ended up in many planes across the southwest. Currently an investigation is going on confirming where all this pee is coming from. We did speak with one passenger in Chicago and here is what he had to say, “I turn 4 tomorrow..the pee pee is mine…my fweinds peed with me…..I wuv to fly!”

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