WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump deleted a social media post showing himself dressed like Jesus healing a man, insisting the image was actually him “as a doctor,” despite the glowing light, robes, and what appeared to be the touch of a miracle. “I thought it was me as a doctor, okay? Very strong doctor. […]
Eric Maize of Iowa city has made his way into the record books. He is now the Guiness book of world record holder for eating the same piece of corn for the greatest number of weeks in a row, which is now set at 46 consecutive weeks. Eric explained the difficulties of this great accomplishment, […]
WASHINGTON, DC – In a surprise appearance, Melania Trump firmly denied any meaningful connection to Jeffrey Epstein, while also casually acknowledging she “crossed paths” with him, emailed his associate, and couldn’t wait to visit Palm Beach. “It was nothing,” Melania explained calmly. “Just normal email. Friendly. Very casual. Like when you accidentally email people connected […]