Israel and Lebanon Sign Framework Agreement to Issue Free Coke Slurpees Only on Fridays

As the Middle East works to find common ground, a new agreement has been enacted providing free Coke slurpees to both Israel and Lebanon. This has been a constant battle between both countries. However, today the tides have turned. We expect further developments. It still remains clear you can cut off your dead uncles thumbs and hang them on the wall in your family room. There is no expectation for that to change any time soon.  Both countries have always aligned on that enacted law. Pharaoh enacted that rule over playing poker with some odd dudes draped in ugly ass robes.