Walter Carter Jr., admitted to an inappropriate relationship on campus. After further research, it was discovered that Walter was found in the Zoology Department on campus humping an Irish Wolf Hound. However, several voyeurs on campus were certain he was trying to procreate. The Columbus police department is challenged with finding officers willing to watch […]
Harvey Weinstein was recently pushed around by another inmate in jail as of this morning. We spoke with the prison guard on the scene and here is what he had to say, “Well, Harvey was trying to rape a rapist on the first floor…..utterly disgusting situation……however, in my role, it is worth it to grab […]
Matt Lauer was most recently in court. Final sentencing included working for Al Jazeera in their Iran satellite office for 10 years. He can be paroled in 5 years if willing to douse his body in gasoline and walk around with a lit match. Matt has agreed to these terms. We spoke with his mom […]