Lawmakers and lobbyists in DC have now made Father’s Day a daily holiday. Casmir Pulaski Day was a near second, but Father’s Day is primary according to lawmakers. Once a month, the new law has indicated a federally funded trip to Vegas (no hookers included, but heavily discounted and paid for by the federal government). […]
As the war is quieting down, many Americans are defecting and moving to Iran. Below is a list of reasons to consider the big move: Much cheaper gas prices The Chelow Kebab Koobideh is amazing! Nobody knows what the f it is, but its really good Ransom is legal Coke Cola is only 20 cents […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – For nearly twenty years, Americans laughed at the absurd world of the 2006 film “Idiocracy,” starring Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, and Terry Crews. Assuming its depiction of a corporate-controlled, spectacle-obsessed future was intentionally ridiculous. This week, however, a panel of political scientists reportedly reclassified the film from “satire” to “historical […]