Walter Carter Jr., admitted to an inappropriate relationship on campus. After further research, it was discovered that Walter was found in the Zoology Department on campus humping an Irish Wolf Hound. However, several voyeurs on campus were certain he was trying to procreate. The Columbus police department is challenged with finding officers willing to watch […]
Harvey Weinstein was recently pushed around by another inmate in jail as of this morning. We spoke with the prison guard on the scene and here is what he had to say, “Well, Harvey was trying to rape a rapist on the first floor…..utterly disgusting situation……however, in my role, it is worth it to grab […]
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump delivered the longest State of the Union in modern history Tuesday night, clocking in at 108 minutes, roughly 103 of which were devoted to vibes. “Inflation is plummeting,” Trump declared confidently. “It’s plummeting so hard you can’t even see it anymore. It’s below the ground. Historic plummet. Probably the best […]