Just this morning, the fatality of Officer Spermen is a mystery. After eating 13 donuts, he was later found dead right outside of the local donut shop in Lincolnwood, Illinois in his cruiser drenched in coffee and donut vomit. We spoke with the captain of his division and here is what he had to say, […]
Bill Sparks of Altoona, PA has a family owned sheet metal business. No employees or workers, just himself. In Altoona proper today, he decided to do an all afternoon strike against his boss (himself). We spoke with him and here is what he had to say, ” I hate me. I just don’t understand why […]
Bill Adison was recently hospitalized after being raped in New York City. He had the rape kid done and it was in fact true that he was raped. He later admitted that he raped himself. We spoke with Bill and here is what he had to say, “I am just to sexy for myself. My […]