Time Machine

Fred Philmore is a self-proclaimed time traveler, who claims to have killed the worlds worst person ever. We caught up with Mr. Philmore to explain his adventures and he said, “It’s not easy being a genius, yet alone the guy who developed the technology to time travel. Take into account that I killed the world’s worst criminal Vladimir Bulsky, killer of over 20 million people across the globe. The worst part of that is that not only did I have to kill a baby named Vlady,  but when I came back to my current timeline nobody knows who the heck Vladimir Bulsky is or was and is the reason no one believes me. By the way, you are welcome. People always ask me why I didn’t murder Hitler and to that I say, I never had a Hitler in my timeline, I mean Bulsky would have killed that guy just for that ugly ass mustache. Unfortunately, in order to allow civilization to continue I had to destroy my time machine. I refuse to build another one because I can’t risk creating another Bulsky or Hitler. People also think I am nuts, and I am not sure if it’s because of my time machine story, or it’s the fact that I tell them that the Cleveland Browns are going to win this upcoming year’s Super Bowl.”