Top Things to NOT Say on Valentine’s Day

In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, MediaPub could not help but share things you should never say to your spouse…..girlfriend……boyfriend etc. The list was originally 9 pages, but we have trimmed it down:

1. Can I have your mom’s phone number?
2. Relax, I am not getting a sex change……..today.
3. You are adopted.
4. I will stop standing outside your parents window at 3am.
5. Can we go dutch tonight?
6. Nothing wrong with looking like your dog…..you are family.
7. Let’s start living together……it will be good for the relationship……..kill me first.
8. Sorry to hear about your uncle.  I killed him.
9. I want to get to you know better before I introduce you to my girlfriend.
10. Your father needs to shave……your mom’s back.

Outside of the humor, wishing you all a VERY Happy Valentine’s Day!