Harvey Weinstein and Rikers Tango
Harvey Weinstein was recently pushed around by another inmate in jail as of this morning. We spoke with the prison...
Month: March 2026
BREAKING: Ted Cruz Crowned “Mr. South Texas,” Local Festival Accidentally Invents Most Embarrassing Title in American Politics
LAREDO, Texas - In a ceremony that historians are already describing as “deeply unnecessary,” U.S. Senator Ted Cruz was officially...
BREAKING: Kristi Noem Announces She Personally “Found” 145,000 Missing Children By Knocking On Random Doors And Asking, “Any Kids In There?”
WASHINGTON - In a performance political scientists are calling “a masterclass in confident stupidity,” former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem...
