Year: 2026

Politics

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LAREDO, Texas - In a ceremony that historians are already describing as “deeply unnecessary,” U.S. Senator Ted Cruz was officially...

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Politics

BREAKING: Kristi Noem Announces She Personally “Found” 145,000 Missing Children By Knocking On Random Doors And Asking, “Any Kids In There?”

Jel Michaels March 10, 2026

WASHINGTON - In a performance political scientists are calling “a masterclass in confident stupidity,” former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem...

Comedy
Entertainment

Matt Lauer Handed Down 10 Year Sentence to Work for Al Jazeera

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Matt Lauer was most recently in court. Final sentencing included working for Al Jazeera in their Iran satellite office for...

Year: 2026

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BREAKING: Kristi Noem Announces She Personally “Found” 145,000 Missing Children By Knocking On Random Doors And Asking, “Any Kids In There?”

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