Chicago Bears Defeat New York Jets and Move Stadium to Bill Clinton’s Backyard in Chappaqua, NY

Great to see the Chicago Bears off to a nice start this season. Finally, they have found their QB and a new location for their stadium. Bill and Hillary Clinton have decided to make their backyard in New York the new location for the Bears stadium.

We spoke with Bill and here is what he had to say, “Monica lives with us since Hillary refuses to give it up. However, my love for sports continues when I am not busy with my “affairs”. Who needs a blue pill? I am grateful the Bears have made use of the land we originally allocated for Hunter Biden to run his farm and teach chemistry. On a good note, the dead bodies found on the farm did not match John Wayne Gacy’s DNA, but rather my brother Roger. Roger was always ffffd up. Love that kid.”