Elon and Zuckerberg Fight Triggers World Record Discovery
In the lead up to their big cage match, which conflicting reports indicate may take place in Rome, Mark Zuckerberg...
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National Institute of Health Issues $10M Grant to “Big” Study
Why do men love boobs? The eternal question that has hounded humanity for eons may finally get an answer as...
“AI Computer Program QUITS Because It’s Sick of Doing All The Work for These Lazy Fucking Humans.”
Random Chicago Office, July 2023: Brian sits at his computer, tan khakis and blue pinstripe Oxford button down, tapping his...
